Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021

Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!

Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.

by Aquatic_animations10 May 3, 2022

Walmart

A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer

Look at that Walmart barking.

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2022

Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 1, 2022

Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.

my friend died and went to walmart

by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024