Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.
Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)
Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)
I went duck hunting last night
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers
by Cock Rocket August 7, 2012
Get the Wounded Duckmug. When a woman pulls one (or both) of her pussy lips with her hand and flaps it like a wounded butterfly.
by Linnova September 2, 2013
Get the Wounded Butterflymug. both the offensive smell and the disturbing sight of Angela's axe wound made me want to commit a murder-suicide
by Neverland Ranch Survivor January 13, 2020
Get the axe woundmug. Playing wounded rabbit is the act/art of faking someone out to manipulate or take advantage. (acting like a wounded rabbit that would be an easy target to an animal of prey)
I played wounded rabbit last night with my boosted race car by pretending it wasn't running right and when the fool came in for the kill I dropped the hammer and smoked him.
by Jwrules July 24, 2016
Get the Wounded rabbitmug. by Steve November 8, 2004
Get the axe woundmug. by ChrisAlexJesseKevin March 16, 2008
Get the Raccoon Woundmug. Another description for the female genitalia due to frequent intercourse, or cake mashing. Closely related with mud flaps and pussy lips.
by Snaggletooth McClap August 31, 2006
Get the Chainsaw Woundmug.