Rusty windmill

A windmill that's rusty

Wow, look at that rusty windmill

by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017

Genital Windmill

This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.

me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020

Dirty windmill

In the middle of a group sex session , when someone’s is receiving anal , without using the facilities before hand and when the cock is ready to cum it pulls out and spins in a windmill fashion to evenly disperse the offering to all involved in the room

I walked into a room and there was a man performing “the dirty windmill”

Cheers and gasps !

by Foxtits April 30, 2022

windmill slap

throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the ass of your lover on the upstroke while doing it doggy style

Then I gave her a windmill slap, like I'm Peter Townshend.

by IceWater With Lemon January 5, 2009

Irish windmill

A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.

Hey Johny could you give me an Irish windmill?

by lovemister October 30, 2009

Dutch windmill

When a guy strips and swings his dick around and around in circles (preferably while high)

Hey, how was it last night with Jake?

Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.

by tanya hardon July 2, 2020

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."

Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011