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Just wondering

Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.
(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...
by donassumygender October 15, 2019
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Waltering

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
by ERyan February 24, 2009
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Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012
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walkering

walking while drunk. Usually long distances such as walking home from a bar/party.
I saw a girl walkering down the street with a case of beer in her hand on the way here.
by eclipse13 September 27, 2005
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Wingering

The act of mistakenly finger-banging a chick, after consuming extremely hot chicken wings.
Everything was going great when she went apeshit and ran to the bathroom. I forgot about the hot wings I had earlier... Guess she didn't enjoy the wingering!
by Death wings October 29, 2010
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Xandering

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.
Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!
by DaveBatesYT July 24, 2017
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Kwandering

When someone talks about themselves with imense confidence. Someone who always talks about how great they are.
Sally: “Omg i am so hot everyone wants me”
Person: “Omg Sally stop Kwandering!”
by Daniks February 17, 2018
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