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wainer

originated from somebody with the sirname of wain.

now it just means they look dozy act a bit stupidly and may even have a cockzipilis

also to be a wainer you need to be known for making a noise like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in a load deep voice (try it now)
Nick: hi wainer

wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick: oh so the cockzipilis is still bad then
by the mighty zipilis June 25, 2008
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Hetty Wainthropp

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)
"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."
by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004
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Wainwright

The most weird, funny, strange, odd, retarded, and awsome family in the universe!
Person 1- Why is the neighborhood red?
Person 2- Must be those Wainwrights again.
by Loopyloo089392374 March 25, 2010
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ass to waist ratio

A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.

This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.

The following A/W Ratios are in inches

>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)

1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)

6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon

(15%)

10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.

(>5%)

The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)

Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....

Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good

Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach

Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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Wasp Waist

Exceptionally thin waisted female.
That women has such a small waist that she looks like a wasp waist. Normal hips and chest but no waist.
by Yahgen Offman November 6, 2005
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Wainwright

A small town located in East Central Alberta. The only reason anybody outside of Alberta has heard of it is because it houses a Canadian Forces Base that is only really there to use the massive tracts of land around it.

The actual town itself is a trashy place where the only source of amusement is for the townsfolk is to drive up and down main street in their pick up trucks or go out into the back woods and drink their life away.

If you are posted there, watch out. Most of the townsluts are either diseased, or under the age of 16. Seriously. Most people there lose their virginity before the age of 12. If you can, avoid this town like the plague.
Soldier 1: Where's our next course?
Soldier 2: CFB Wainwright.
Soldier 1: .....shit.
by Attila the Pun March 1, 2011
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waisexy

A word describing someone who is SO sexy that his sexiness is almost comparable to that of the Asian superstar Wai Choy.
That guy is waisexy! I want him in my pants!
by Wai November 21, 2004
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