vulkanpickel

Best Captain on earth and craziest motherfucker of the carribean.

He killed blackbeard,destroyer the whole East Indie trading company and leads 3 ships with his crew

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Mate,I'm Captain vulkanpickel,klar soweit?

by Martin221o December 31, 2016

vulkanpickel

Best Captain on earth and craziest motherfucker of the carribean.

He killed blackbeard,destroyer the whole East Indie trading company and leads 3 ships with his crew

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Mate,I'm Captain vulkanpickel,klar soweit?

by Martin221o December 31, 2016

vulcan

dumb fucker... idiot... or defintion of dumbass

dude jordan is being a fucking vulcan idiot

by jo$h November 6, 2007

Vulcan

1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?

1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"

by NKCrash April 19, 2009

Vulcanus

An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"

"I shouldn't have had the 4th taco. I feel a hell of a vulcanus coming on."

by LudusVan December 28, 2012

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.

Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!

by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015