Jb virus

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.

I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!

by Hawk333 January 17, 2022

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Quinsha Virus

the online virus of any matthew quinn. quinta makes you have trash bootleg, mcdonalds in a hotel wifi. its a depressing state to be in.

The Quinsha Virus is spreading!!1!!11!!!

by sunny... make me mysterious. December 6, 2021

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Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

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Communist Virus

Another way of referring to the Coronavirus with the belief that it is all an attempt to spread communism

"The Communist Virus has made its way from the wet markets of Wuhan, China all the way to California and this has caused our governor to put us in a state of lockdown"

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

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Pro-Virus

n. Also known as "P-Virus." A virus that gives its victims the inability to be stopped. Symptoms include frequent grunting, and incredible skill in all aspects of life.

"Doctor, please help me. I... I can't be stopped. I think I caught that Pro-Virus that's going around."

by Fresh Nasty July 9, 2009

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