Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 18, 2023
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Scenario Venting

Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.
Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.

Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
by Jalitg February 21, 2024
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Venting Atmosphere

To expel bodily gases from the mouth or rectum.
:Burps: "Sorry... I was just venting atmosphere"
by Skipper_is May 13, 2010
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ego-venting

ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?

Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
by tio17 June 07, 2025
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radon vent

A radon vent is anotehr word for a phallus (i.e. both have a similar...shape)
"Dude! Get off that radon vent!"
by Tris February 08, 2005
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Dusty vent

Dusty vent// slang

To inhale a inhaler while you have cum in your mouth.
This one time , this nerdy girl, after giving me head used a dusty vent. And I knew she will be my wife
by Tle3 September 23, 2023
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positive vent

a vent a person said that is happy and positive
This is a positive vent showing that I am proud of myself.
by Disappointment(not rlly lol) October 08, 2023
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