ur mum

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

by Dougal September 27, 2004

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ur mum

the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.

Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol

by The girl who wants to have Ryan Rosses babies July 17, 2006

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Ur mom.com

A amazing web sight that lets you order a monster that eats yo mamas for dinner

I am going to order a ur mom.com

by Y u so dumb elementary September 21, 2020

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Ur nan

An offensive word used by a -12 year old

Person"bring you suck"
Person2"go suck your nan"

by BLLBAG man March 04, 2019

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ur fat

Ur fat is used by a child when all hope is lost. When they can't think of an insult so they say ur fat. I told this to my dad I now don't have an eye. But when you are losing hit them with an ' ur fat ' and watch them laugh at you. *Please note children if you say this to your teacher that's a woman they will take it personally.

Friend: Ur fairy bread without hundreds&thousands

You: 'can no longer win' " Ur fat"
Friend: Thats a trash insult loser hahahaha
You: god dang

by overcookedmeatballsubway September 07, 2020

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ur ma

the northern irish way of saying "yo momma", mostly used by spides in a fight

Stevie: aye ur ma
Johnny: wa mate?

by i lie pie July 04, 2006

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