Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

UpDog

UpDog is a other way to say “what’s up dawg” but in other spelling.

Guy 1: it smells like UpDog in here!
Guy 2: what’s UpDog?
Guy 1: oh, nothin’ bad.

by FoxLover*notfurry* January 7, 2020

updykke

THEYRE SO FUNNY OMG AND KIND I LOVE THEM SM/GEN

you ain't mutuals with updykke? smh.

by slurnss March 18, 2021

Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,

Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth

by A fucking loli June 10, 2022

Status Updasterbate

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.

Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"

by Guitaros October 22, 2013

Violent updraft

The smelly sensation experienced by a man whilst thrusting a poorly wiped woman doggy style.

That chick I hooked up with the other night was smoking hot, but home girl doesn’t know how to wipe her ass, I got such a violent updraft hitting it from the back.

by Rome Dog10 May 30, 2019

VigorouzGAMING (updated)

Touches kids on siege and uses his dying comedic channel on YouTube as an excuse

“Have you heard of VigorouzGAMING (updated)? He’s kinda fat lol”

by Mia Khalif4 December 21, 2019