Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020

firmware update

Taking another Viagra.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.

I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.

by DrWex January 6, 2009

Lucas Lynch Update?

Got back in touch with Lucas Lynch .Three years later I find him and now we've moved in together. Still an amazing man and still very handsome.

Lucas Lynch Update? For those who see

by stillshortsky January 26, 2025

Sawsk (Updated)

this is selfexplanatory

with respect to Sawsk,
- TheGreatJan

sawsk (updated) i am incredibly sorry

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.

"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.

by walliselle September 24, 2020

West Metro (updated)

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by webneck, webneck, webneck and also webneck, and has been since February 2025

I took a journey with West Metro (updated). It's a lot better the MinGorTrans

by werdanowall June 7, 2025