U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

s.t.f.u.y.p.o.s.

an aggresive term used mainly online and for texting meaning Shut The Fuck Up You Piece Of Shit!

after multiple text messges, the girl became annoyed and texted the sender back, saying "S.T.F.U.Y.P.O.S.!"

by Cornelius B. April 12, 2008

B.U.M.P.

this is a short cut for the line "bringing up my post" or "bring up my post"

hey dudes,
I want more info on the subject, B.U.M.P.

by AnarkhiA November 12, 2006

P.U.M.

Post Up Material. Suited for a Post Up.(Banging, fucking, etc.)

Man, this bar is loaded with P.U.M.!

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

M.P.U

M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has a motor that moves the dildo back and forth. The point of this device is to practice oral sex with a guy.

I suck at giving head, I need to go home and practice with my M.P.U.

by A-ron123 October 31, 2006

A.P.U.

An acronym for "As Per Ushe" (short for usual). Since I don't even know if that's how you spell ushe..... it's just easier to say A.P.U.

Tanya: If we're going to have a casserole, I'm going to put on my buffet pants (see: buffet pants)

Erin: Me too. A.P.U.

by Tanya Clark June 10, 2007

P.U.Y.A.

(Pineapple Up Your Ass) Slang word meaning the divine art of inserting a (mainly pineapple) fruit and/or vegetable into one's anus. This trend spreading across the globe has been the cause to the shortage in pineapple worldwide.

"Hey bro I got a fresh supply in today, i thought we'd treat ourselves to a little kiwi after our pineapple"

"P.U.Y.A. party? Count me in!"

by Tidesss November 11, 2011