by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009
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Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
by Ladiishox October 25, 2009
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When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
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The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
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by White Goodmen February 4, 2018
Get the Twatch mug.The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
Get the crimson twat stamp mug.an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents
by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008
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