Twit Twat

Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.
Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"
by TheTallan May 11, 2011
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Twit Groupie

A person who follows, talks to and flirts with random people on twitter.
Did you hear Derrick and Lisa broke up, because Lisa is a Twit Groupie.
by ashamallie June 08, 2009
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twit-spam

Using twitter to not tweet original thought, but to re-tweet someone else's original thought. Usually involves one individual re-tweeting many others posts.
I wish he would stop just re-tweeting everything he sees, it's just total twit-spam!
by Deadly Smurf January 13, 2011
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twit-feed

Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.

Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.
"What the hell is with this fucking traffic?"
"Maybe the twit-feed will answer this!"
by kidra July 07, 2012
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Twit POTUS

A DEROGATORY title to any idiot POTUS who can only speak in uniteligable, disjointed and rambling lingo.
Donald Trump is the twit POTUS who has determined to communicate with our wonderful country and the rest of the world via a medium he uses to spread lies, hate and fearmongering.
by LarYungmann November 19, 2018
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calling it twits

calling it twits y'all, text it <3
by fartsnott February 26, 2011
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Lit The Twit

Lighting your child on fire on their 21st birthday if their a virgin, because that's a sin to the family tree.
My parents were really upset they couldn't partake in Lit The Twit for my 21st, I'm too much of a Fuck boi; and my meat is huge.
by OrangeCum May 03, 2020
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