turkula

A ferocious black cat with 1 visible fang.

I was going to go to Bob's last night, but I was afraid to be out with a Turkula on the loose.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

Turkish Blowtorch

When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.

Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?

Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.

Guy: Damn.

by AssMittens5000 August 29, 2011

Turkish Snowblower

noun
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.

A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.

Origin:

2010-2011; Northern California, USA

Next time you want to do a Turkish Snowblower can you put down a towel first?

by Mildly Retarted September 6, 2013

Turkish Takeoff

When you pull the fire alarm and leave with a stranger.

"Yo, wanna dip?"
"Sure, lemme just pull this first"
"Nice, the ol' Turkish Takeoff"

by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!

by Jason Royle April 30, 2008

Camel Turkish Silvers

A life changing experience that can be acquired at your local gas station. A smooth square that really sooths you after work; a perfectly sized cigarette that has a nice mild flavor.

-Would you care to join me for a smoke
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will

by Sam258 December 9, 2008