Girl trumpet player

The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers

Wow, she was a good kisser. She must be a Girl trumpet player

by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

by Big whale blowhole February 25, 2017

Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.

I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...

by AMFK August 1, 2019

Trumpetism

A marching half-time show where the songs revolve around d the trumpet section. Other times in a show it well be where the lead trumpet has a solo in at least two of the songs.

The phantom of the opera has a lot of trumpetism, I (the lead trumpet) have four solos.

by RCtrumpet June 1, 2009

clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

by clunge king April 26, 2009