Miami Trumpet

Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.

My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.

by Jim Skalicious February 2, 2008

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

trumpetor

One who touts the attributes of Donald Trump as if they were praiseworthy.

My friend is such a lover of anything associated with the Trumps I told him he was such a 'trumpetor' !

by Autumnlady1104 March 13, 2017

Trumpet hickey

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period

Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

Shiny Trumpet

The act of shoving an entire bar of soap up ones rectum.

I just gave myself the greatest Shiny Trumpet in the shower this morning.

by titaniumtyrant April 26, 2014