trotsky trots

Old North London colloquialism for having diarrhoea, especially when abroad.

Ah bollocks mate, I’ve only gone and got the ol’ Trotsky Trots ain’t I?

by Cottage Pie May 3, 2018

Trot

To walk or travel toward a destination by negative influence or under bad circumstance.

If he really wants to fight Il trot over there right now!

by DontTradeIt March 1, 2017

finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023