Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here

The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”

Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

by KnightofNerdom June 9, 2018

cum tree

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub

oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...

by cragget February 28, 2004

semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

by Torsky March 10, 2008

tree thugger

Tree Thugger is a lifestyle to some, and a trend to other. Tree Thuggers often are Hippie kids from cities and suburbs that dont have that "i love everyone" kind of attitude as your regular tie dye, hemp necklace Moe. fan hippie. Most tree thuggers are rabid fans of Hip Hop, various electronic music, The Grateful Dead, Phish, The Disco Biscuits, and Sound Tribe Sector Nine, plus many smaller bands in the same genre(s). Tree Thuggers tend to dress in clothes like LRG,Bape,ECKO,Zoo York,and many skate board clothes and urban apparel. The style is big in the east coast but is found everywhere throughout the us. Tree Thuggers basically infest any hippie festival in the east coast. so watch out.

Hey look at that thugged out dready sellin sass to kids as molly for $120 a g, hahahah, crazy tree thugger.

by Jack Herer X Hash Plant August 3, 2007

The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009