great torrington

a place where stoners may be. hidden among the chavs and the apes. Torrington born people never leave, if your born in Torrington...basically your fucked!

I got stoned in great Torrington.

by nofucksgivengivennofucks May 16, 2017

Torrent Head

Someone who constantly has something streaming/downloading off utorrent or a similar program.

Jack: "I need something downloading but I don't have the time ¬_¬."

Aaron: "Ohhh, ask Sam, he's a right Torrent Head."

by MylastCoke September 9, 2009

torriana

A girl that you know youll be friends with, probably get attached, and like her. but in the end it just ends up confusing for everyone

Hey Torriana.

by IdontKnowAnyomore May 22, 2018

Torriana

That one bitch who is always smiling and makes other people smile but rlly she’s sad af

Hey Torriana

by HEYHEYBAEHEY June 7, 2019

Tarring the Roof

The act of flirting with someone within your company, especially in the accounting department.

Julie was really tarring the roof yesterday in the hopes her bonus is calculated first

by trailer36 October 21, 2010

torking

Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse

Jenna is torking joe as we speak.

by Torking July 2, 2017

Torrington

Torrington is the asshole of Litchfield County. It totally fucking blows. It’s harboring the second highest number of mentally retarded citizens in CT and is the new found home of Waterbury’s rejects. And if you’re in need of a heroin fix or whatever’s on the menu, then the South End is for you. Cumby’s is right on the corner for when you get the munchies, as well as Dunkin’ Donuts and the Crack House (Coffee House). You can just walk your suspended licensed (DUI) ass across the fucking street.

Just over half of Torrington High’s crack head population ever graduate. They drop out due to either drugs, pregnancy, or they’re just straight up fucking stupid. And OWTS isn’t much of an improvement. The students carry a self righteous, pompous attitude and think they’re the shit. Just because you’re an A+ (A= Ass Kisser) student doesn’t mean you’re any better than the rest of them.

Those folks who do earn an honest living and own homes in the nicer neighborhoods wake up on the wrong side of the bed every morning because they don’t make quite enough to live in Litchfield. It burns their asses having to walk out their door only to face everything described above.

There’s no nightlife, no good restaurants, no good shopping, and no scenic views. There’s literally no reason to come here because there’s absolutely jack shit to do.

Mary: “Aren’t you from Torrington?”
Jane: “Yes.”
Mary: “What’s it like living in Torrington?”
Jane: “It fucking sucks!”

by T-Town Punk April 25, 2019