the tortoise and the hare

an absolute toe-gripping fist-clenching song by stray kids

oh mate i love that skz song 'the tortoise and the hare'

i know right!!! seungmin is my bias but minho bias wrecks me so much in that.

by lucayyyy November 27, 2022

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough

“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker

by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023

Topitos

Girls who flash other people by taking off their shirts

Did you see those Topitos at the party the other night?

by Monica April 6, 2003

the Toasty Tortoise

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

Torino

The place where in 2006 Shaun White and Hannah Teter both won their first Olympic Gold Medals. It was awesome...

OMG Shaun and Hannah just won in Torino!! theyre so kick ass!

by m.ariana September 28, 2006

Tortoise

An older man who likes to date younger women.

Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm

by djdannyd June 5, 2015

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010