Toast sweat

When you leave a piece of hot toast on a surface and it leaves condensation. Explained in Fraiser, episode 24 "My coffee with Niles"

Martin: By the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast!
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you too, and you put it in under the counter. And all because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there!
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes, it's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times.

by Exploding_Carrots February 29, 2008

toast it up

1. (v) to toast it up is to make more intense - to bring up the energy level, often at a party or a basement show. Originated in the underground hip-hop scene in New Brunswick.

Damn, man! Let's get some music in here!

Yeah - come on, someone toast it up!

by LadyOrtiger January 11, 2010

buttered toast

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.

"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy

by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008

Toaster Chicken

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!

Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 20, 2007

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.

by lantz July 12, 2006

Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014