Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Tooth Shot

During oral sex, the tooth may clip the corona of the penis or worse the cum hole.

That bitch gave me a tooth shot. I was bleeding for a while.

by KILLKEV November 20, 2004

toashted

toe-sh-ted

term used by Indian-descent Dunkin Donuts associates when a person orders a bagel.

Customer: Hi I'd like a plain bagel with butter please.
Dunkin Donuts: Would you like it toashted?

by Most Valuable Toashter November 25, 2006

Grease Tooth

The intense craving and/or frequent longing for greasy fast-food. The desire is often brought on by late-night intoxication, but may also be triggered by intense hunger or even a mere momentary lapse of nutritional judgement. Condition almost always resulting in a deep sense of regret as well as an uncomfortable interruption in gastrointestinal function.

Similar usage as "Sweet Tooth"

Bro 1: "Hey bro, pull into McDonald's, I'm going to go H.A.M."
Bro 2: "You've got a grease tooth havent you. Your going to feel like a turd after this."
Bro 1: "Whatever, I'll take a #4 with extra mayo"

by MrRumpus December 14, 2012

toothpick chick

To be extremely thin. It looks as if your body is a bunch of toothpicks glued together. Bulimic females can be defined as toothpick chicks.

Jessica: Oh my gosh, did you see Jill? She weights like 70 pounds!
Mark: She's such a toothpick chick.

by luska January 21, 2009

long in the tooth

old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse's age by the length of it's teeth)

The plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. It needs to be replaced.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2010

gap tooth

a space between the two front teeth on the upper row of teeth in a male or females mouth. having a gap is considered a sex symbol (like beauty marks) and attractive. Recently, having a gap has been associated with overly sexual people, so to hear a girl being called a slut because she has a gap is not uncommon. Gaps are cute on girls and modelesque on men. Most people with gaps are sexually attractive.

Lara Stone, Tyler Fuchs, Anna Paquin, Michael Strahan, Madonna, Georgia May Jagger. All have gap tooth mouths.

by fafinox May 20, 2010