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by Gumbald October 19, 2017
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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tomacawk

n., slang for an Indian dildo, jokingly referred to by the Slapaho Indian tribe
That's the finest tomacawk I've ever seen.
by Luke W. aka tomacawk April 23, 2007
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Tomahawked

The act of epically scalping someone on Black Ops
Juan and Arthur where playing Black Ops when all of a sudden Juan tomahawked Arthur then he t-bagged him.
by Chuck Sleezy January 4, 2011
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Tomacco

Any plant of the Genis Nicotiana tobacum Lycopersicon of which produces a narcotic and extremely addictive affect when consumed usu. orally
Cheif Wiggum: Hey ralph be careful with thta tomacco plant

Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma

Ralph Wiggum: I want More
by Brother Number One November 6, 2003
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T-t-t-today Junior

By saying this you are mocking someone who is taking a long time to pronounce a word preceding with the letter 'T' and is stuck on the first syllable of that word.

Made famous in the film, Billy Madison
Timmy: Well, yesterda-day I decided to go to my dad's house and I t-t-t-t-t-..

John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012
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Tomday

The traditional expression shouted by those celebrating the passing from one day to another at exactly 12:00 A.M. (Tomorrow/Today)
"Hey, it's midnight! Happy Tomday!"
by anchoneze May 3, 2010
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