The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
by PaulieRU November 21, 2007
Get the Baby Raccoonmug. Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
Get the Raccoon Mealmug. A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the Hezzy/Raccoonmug. When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
Get the Raccoon headmug. 1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
Get the raccoon murdermug. When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
Get the Salty Raccoonmug. A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg
The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.
The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.
by jbsparrow9 June 8, 2021
Get the Water Raccoonmug.