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Baby Raccoon

The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
Dude, i went to my desk to grab a condom, she gave me a baby raccoon!
by PaulieRU November 21, 2007
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space raccoon

A space raccoon a person preferably a female who has smugded eyeliner and fuzzy hair
Ricky showed up to the party bodean looking like a space raccoon
by Lafawnda wells March 29, 2015
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Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
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Raccoon head

When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe

John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
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Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022
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Rocket Raccoon

Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god
Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry
by CallMeHoney May 6, 2019
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Rocket raccoon

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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