Jew

Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.

Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!

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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?

by Ben Dover Later November 24, 2006

Jew

A word for people that say they are white but really not

Guy 1 : are you a jew?
Guy 2 : no I'm white

by 459395 March 15, 2022

Jew

A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.

Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.

by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009

Jewing

To engage in jew like behaviour such as abstaining from bacon or coin collecting.

Stop jewing around and eat your bacon.

by Likeatigrrr March 26, 2018

Jewwed

somthing or someone being burnt in an oven or a chamber som much that they turn to ashes in no time

Ayronn was Jewwed harshly in a human sized microwave by his ex girlfriend sam because she hated the way he looked

by Italian69 October 03, 2017

Jew

The people Sir Hitler fuxked up the ass with bombs. That nigga went on a 6 million kill streak in those nigs, he got 1.25 million Tactical nukes on those niggas, that's what he used on the halacaust

Wow that nigga is as dead as a jew

by JewBurner420000 April 21, 2017

Jew

1. (Noun) An ethnical religious group of minorites that follow the Talmud. They form 17.5% of U.S. population and have their own ethnostate; known as Israel, where many war crimes are never reported and are praised. The most wealthy ethnicity world wide.

2. (Noun) A small group of ellitists that own and control central banking with extremely high interest rates, minimizing dollar currency by adding severly higher inerest rates every quater.

3. (Noun) A small group of people who own a majority of all media and entertainment outlets.

"Interest is 24%? This is Jewish!"

"This is the most Jew written propaganda I have ever read."

"I'm not white. I'm Jewish."

by Smackaroinie October 24, 2018