Google

A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache

Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"

by ItsUnsaid September 2, 2022

googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other

i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009

Google

Masturbating...

When i am alone, I Google Myself

by Samyt June 25, 2009

google

It's just God: Revised

Google is the new God.

by nan0 April 19, 2008

google

The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.

If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.

by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

Google

The act of searching the internet for an answer to a question or to define a word or phrase.

Danny didn't know what a sequin was so he went to the computer to google it.

by Danny Kebb September 13, 2010

google

the wal-mart of the internet

google bought youtube i hope they dont sell out,fuck

by hijinks October 8, 2008