Tito

a tagalog word for uncle

this is my Tito Jose, the brother of my father

by macean March 28, 2012

Titoops

Man who loves big tits

Stop looking at my sister Are you are a titoops?

by Die Walkure May 5, 2009

Tito'd

The act of smashing your elbow across a girl's cheek and nose while having sex, similar to the way Tito Ortiz put Ken Shamrock on the ground in their last fight and pounded his face to dust.

"Hey yo, I was fuckin' this girl last night and I tito'd her!"

by xilly November 30, 2006

Tito

Slang for Hawaiian

Yo man, look at that Tito over there
Fucking Titos

by Lonnie Simmons May 19, 2010

shut up tito

Popular phrase, defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Incorrect useage: shut up, tito

I don't get it. shut up tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

by damutitface August 6, 2010

tipoff

a person who's activities are foolish or stupid.

why would you put mentos in the nachos, you tipoff!

by spidermantwice September 23, 2010