Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

Thooligannuttery

When you shovel someone’s neighbor. The term was first coined by Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska on January 6th, 2021 after rioters stormed the US Capitol.

“And we saw some of that thooligannuttery today.”
“You can’t hate somebody who just shoveled your driveway.”

by ppkidiot January 6, 2021

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Theological virtues

Faith, Hope, Love

Man: What are the theological virtues?

Priest: Faith, Hope, love

by Aldrin Sacramento September 3, 2013

Theologically

Same thing as theoretically but the cooler word. Used by ratchet/ghetto people.

Theologically, yo would't be ma best frands if yo won't born.

by Hor-sey April 26, 2015

Tholstrup

Boss ass bitch with a fucking awesome rack. Funny as fuck and can hold their liquor in like a damn champ. Will drink all your booze at any occasion. Fuck. Yeah.

That chick over there looks like a Tholstrup. She's pretty bitchin'.

by Bitchin boss May 9, 2016

Thooth Barsh

A nickname for a cool guy

Duad: WOW!, that dude is a real Thooth Barsh
Bibi: yeah, i really like him.

by Thooth Barsh May 24, 2017