Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Witchy Wool

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.

That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!

by Redtailcow November 25, 2016

coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground

LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker

by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022

wool smell

like sheep but less mobile

iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?

by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023