stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt

You can’t even handle the stair finger!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

Stair Party

An anti-establishment organization that runs on a principle of decentralization in politics in which these principles ensure the parties focuses on local platforms to affect the issues in their local communities and ultimately benefit the nation as a whole.

Wow, I never knew the Democrats and Republicans were so horrible, I am glad I learned about the Stair Party from their website stairparty.org!

by Vicrowave July 30, 2023

Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day

March 24: You yeet yourself body down the stairs for no god damm reason. It's abbreviation is YYDTSD

It's Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day, so get to the top of the stairs and just jump.

by I probably write memes November 13, 2022

stairs

you wont look at them the same when you finished the good ending of omori

ayo the pizzas here (falls down the stairs)

by someone else thats not u November 2, 2021

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 5, 2023