The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

shred the piano

When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.

Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!

by jwhiteshreds June 4, 2010

Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing

Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.

by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017

piano player

A normal person that just knows how to play piano. Deal with it.

"Look! That person is playing the piano! He is a piano player!"

by TheMostSpecialSnowflake July 28, 2016

Piano Man

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

Piano Rock

a style of music first composed by jerry lee lewis and lil richard where rock and roll music is played on piano

when i listen to rock n roll i sometimes have a taste for some piano rock

by ( ) October 19, 2006

piano tiles

sometimes used towards straight people, kind of like default settings, zebra and ect. this is usually used to insult them, mocking the straight flag.

straight person: straight
other person: ew okay piano tiles

by rottenforevermore June 9, 2022