Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023

like lurker

To be on Facebook and only "like" things. Never comment, never post, never add anything new to the conversation.

John always "likes" things, but never says anything. He is such a like lurker.

by AboveAStar November 5, 2011

lurkerism

The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.

I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.

by killermist November 20, 2017

Lurker

Someone who takes an active interest in and observes a community but doesn't participate in it.

*'New' member joins online forum*
Admin: Hello new member, and welcome! Make sure to read the forum rules before interacting since you haven't already.
New Member: Oh I've already read them, I'm not new here, I was just previously a lurker. I've been on this website for like 3 years but just now made an account and decided to start talking.

by suburban__dictionary April 24, 2023

dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

DJ lurker

That one guy that lingers at Plug DJ Nightcore for 12 hours straight, waiting to play his music.

Have you seen any DJ lurkers lately?
Nah man, you?

by Random24/7 March 1, 2015

Lurker

A largeturd that won't flush away

Sorry, there's a lurker left in the loo.

by Tewel22 March 14, 2023