Dictionary

large book, not meant to be read entirely, but to looks up certain information, or just laugh at funny words

-this book lacks a good storyline
*dude you're reading a dictionary

by redharvest August 1, 2011

Typo Dictionary

A curated dictionary that includes typos of dictionary words and slang words.

I found the correct spelling of the word after referring to a typo dictionary.

by Teleportr January 8, 2021

masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

by runninghighkid August 4, 2018

Fuck this Dictionary

No, fuck you.

"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."

by Penis of Unfathomable Length February 2, 2013

urbam dictionary

When you try to look up urban dictionary but realized you misspelled urban.

Oh no I meant Urban Dictionary not Urbam Dictionary!

by GustaAnt May 13, 2018

Rural Dictionary

A website link which just redirects you to the Urban Dictionary, probably a reflection of Urban Dictionary's sense of humor

I typed "rural dictionary.com" and it just sent be to this damn site!

by Corn Goblin June 5, 2017

SubUrban Dictionary

A website that should be created to post all of the words that get declined from being posted on Urban Dictionary. It's a wonderful idea that should be carried out.

I wish Urban Dictionary would create a website called SubUrban Dictionary to publish all the words that they decline to posting on the website

by Schro November 24, 2014