by Ends2net November 22, 2021

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
by anonymous February 27, 2023

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021

Nic Cardinal is a menace to society. He doesn't care about social norms, and does whatever he wants on the daily. In terms of the size of his genetalia, he is isn't quite there yet. Although he is in good shape, he lacks any athletic abilities, and is very short, despite always claiming he is growing. On the other hand, he commits to everything he does, and is an all around great guy, who has a kink for elderly women.
by Alex Huggies December 19, 2021

by Willie Fisterguts July 18, 2021

by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
