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Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
by I.made.dis September 2, 2018
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when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face
You just got basted or he just basted me
by sicksickman September 25, 2018
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Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside
"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"
by Peckerpuller69 January 13, 2020
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Turkey Basting

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020
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Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse
Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.
by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020
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Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting in a latino person.
"Dude I gave Blanca a spanish basting last Tuesday."
by nenthin September 11, 2020
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