by A man that exists May 4, 2022

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021

Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..
by kitten ball November 19, 2023

by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023
