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The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
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Theory of knowledge

The literally and complete epitome of all human suffering and agony. Something from the depths of the underworld that should never of made it out.
Richard: OMG that lecture was so hell

Lucy: I know right, it was so theory of knowledge
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The Clothing Theory

The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory
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Oisinverse theory

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
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Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011
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The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
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weeaboo theory

The theory that one day there will be more weeaboos than original Japanese people effectively replacing the Japanese culture.
"Hey im thinking of moving to Japan to live among the Japanese"

" don't you know the Japanese are almost extinct?" "its all becoming weeaboos"

Are you talking about weeaboo theory ? "No ways thats real im going anyway!"
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