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telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
by von groovy August 7, 2024
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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
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Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018
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blue telephone

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller
by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017
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telephonizer

When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.
“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
by MamaStella January 29, 2018
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