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Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome

A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
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You Ain't the Boss of Me! 

It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you.
Mrs. Klingensmith: Now Nick, don't smoke pot behind church that's very disrespectful.

Nick, the bad-ass: You ain't the boss of me!

Mrs. Klingensmith: Give me the joint, bitch!

The Mr T Combo 

When a girl is sporting both a landing strip and a clitoral piercing.
Dude, I felt pretty intimidated when I went down on that girl last night. She was rocking the Mr T Combo... I pity the fool!
The Mr T Combo by Lord of Hobobia January 24, 2010

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

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Isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up 

The kind of person or group of persons who are actually worse than worthless. So much so, that as you contemplate canceling their ticket, you are forever mindful of how expensive a pain in your ass they have already made themselves. Oh to be sure, they gotta go, but as cheaply as is humanly possible so you can recoup at least some of the loses they have cost your ass.
Ya know somethin' Phily? There aren't enough aspirins in the entire aspirin taking planet to make the headaches go away like this mamaluke's been makin' for me... an' yet, he isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up. I want him gone-all-day-long, like yesterday. Understand? ...but we gadda make this on the cheap as much as is freakin' humanly possible. Do I make myself clear? Marone!This chiseling wastling degenerate cock sucking madda fuck! Oh, he's gone. Right the fack now.