Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
Get the Roof Nuggetmug. The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.
Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
by lipscocity December 15, 2009
Get the Roof Testmug. After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014
Get the Roof Candymug. by Heheehpoop October 18, 2019
Get the Susan is on the roofmug. by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019
Get the Roof boobsmug. When you eat hot pizza with cheese, and burn the top of your mouth, causing pieces skin to hang down.
by Pete Khlong September 18, 2023
Get the Pizza roofmug. by Mamdfm May 10, 2015
Get the snow on the roofmug.