Roof Cuban

a person who camps on a roof in an First Person Shooter

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"

Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!

by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

Roof Nugget

Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.

Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009

Susan is on the roof

The definition is fart you use it when u have to fart

Omg guys Susan is on the roof!!

by Heheehpoop October 18, 2019

Roof boobs

Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.

Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015