Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Plumber's Pocket

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.

Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."

by ENGL346 March 21, 2013

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.

How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!

by manndrine October 16, 2015

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013

plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017