crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017

Platters

When life serves up a selection of things that you can take or leave but offers something for everyone...

Eg. There was so much going on. Yeah the event was total platters

by Bodybeamdreams November 9, 2021

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Dutch platter

When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips

Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night

by Drugalot March 10, 2023

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

Silver Platter

a term used as a derogatory term towards toward Jewish people often used in similarity with other antisemitic terms

"Look at That Silver Platter boy" "lets go take his silver platter"

by Lsdososd March 20, 2024