Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

Butt Muffler

A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.

Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.

by Big E' March 9, 2006

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004

muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own

hey man i think your muffler bearings going out

by peter gosinya January 11, 2009

twat muffler

Vagina, twat, snatch, cunt, pussy, mound, cochie, bitch

Silence you twat muffler!

by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015

Dirty Muffler

When you run your car to warm the tailpipe and then fuck it

Wife didnt put out so i had a dirty muffler

by stchbro May 31, 2015