nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009

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flannel merchant

Someone who bullshits a lot

That girl is always boasting, she is such a flannel merchant

by hudsonhudsonhudson July 23, 2010

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merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 09, 2009

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Pen Merchant

A decrying term used against a football player, usually whatever the most popular forward of that moment is, accusing them of only being able to score a goal from a penalty kick.

"Did you see the United game last night?"
"Ronaldo's finished, he's just a pen merchant now."

by Official Peter Crouch April 22, 2022

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merchant taylors

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

by sa June 11, 2004

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