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Jake

If you ever are friends/date a Jake you must be the luckiest girl/boy in the world! Jakes are very hot and funny and are good at anything and everything. They are also very loyal and know how to flip a frown up right, but be careful they are great at making pranks. Last but definitely not least if you ever date one tell them how lucky you where to even meet them because they are the best thing that ever walked this earth.❤️
Friend: “ Hey so who’s your new bf?”
Me: “ Oh his name is Jake.”
Friend: “ OMG your sooo lucky make sure to keep him forever!”
by its._.drina April 3, 2020
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Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.
He jaked himself over and over again.
by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016
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Jake

He’s the best person ever… No long explanation needed, he is the G.O.A.T
Juan: Yo, you know Jake?
Jerry: That guy is amazingness
by Tricycle Boat Penis123 June 28, 2021
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Jake

the most innocent kid and has never watched a x video but still has a dirty mind
me-"jake have you watched the hub recently"
Jake-"no. what is the hub?"
by teamskullkia July 22, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very soft person who does not want to get in trouble and is a huge snowflake. He is often called "Charmin" by his friends.
by yo man its chicken bread March 30, 2020
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Jake

Jake is such a fitty and usually has brown hair, all the girls love Jake. Jake also has a very big willy.
Omg It’s Jake he must have at least 3 ft
by JakePow43 October 18, 2019
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Jake

A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who don’t. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.
Oh yeah he’s such a Jake, he acts like he’s the shit when really he’s a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because it’s popular and actually doesn’t like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.
by Furry furry rabbit August 23, 2023
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