a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.
by jadeliciousdamn April 3, 2009

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.
by BooJoh August 6, 2004

Jake is every girl's dream guy. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Everyone wants to be Jake's friend and the girls all want to be his. Your heart races whenever you see him or talk to him. His smile is everything and when he looks directly into your eyes you will fall in love. His abs are defined and so hot. But all the girls who want him have to deal because he's dating Emily. Jake and Emily are deeply in love so girls, back off!
by ilovejakey May 4, 2021

If you ever are friends/date a Jake you must be the luckiest girl/boy in the world! Jakes are very hot and funny and are good at anything and everything. They are also very loyal and know how to flip a frown up right, but be careful they are great at making pranks. Last but definitely not least if you ever date one tell them how lucky you where to even meet them because they are the best thing that ever walked this earth.❤️
Friend: “ Hey so who’s your new bf?”
Me: “ Oh his name is Jake.”
Friend: “ OMG your sooo lucky make sure to keep him forever!”
Me: “ Oh his name is Jake.”
Friend: “ OMG your sooo lucky make sure to keep him forever!”
by its._.drina April 3, 2020

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.
He jaked himself over and over again.
by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016

by teamskullkia July 22, 2019

A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who don’t. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.
Oh yeah he’s such a Jake, he acts like he’s the shit when really he’s a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because it’s popular and actually doesn’t like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.
by Furry furry rabbit August 23, 2023
