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Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.
I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.
by cdaworld January 16, 2024
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Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically
“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”
by hyrn September 4, 2025
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glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.
I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.
by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004
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Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers. Its editorial offices are based in Lexington, Kentucky
Hobby Farms features articles on raising livestock humanely, sustainable agriculture, marketing a small farm, self sufficiency, history and preservation, and the dangers of factory farms
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
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hobby craft

A british version of hobby loby where everything is overpriced yet many people still buy there paint brushes for £15!!!!
Friend 1: hey you want to go to hobby craft

Friend 2: no coz I'm BROKE NOW COZ I BOUGHT TO MANY POM POMS!
by The real smol bean July 9, 2020
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hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.
A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
by Pyned November 8, 2015
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