Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

Gobby Hobby

A name given to a girl that will give any guy a gobbie because she likes the attention.

Dude i wouldnt be suprised if that bitch has given a gobby to all the guys in that club...
Its like her daily gobby hobby.

by Not.Guilty August 6, 2018

glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.

I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.

by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004

Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.

Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.

by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017

Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

by Modeler October 15, 2020