Genesis

A really good friend and will be your 4 lifer but will sometimes judge you

Hi Genesis

by Kate _fear December 6, 2021

genesis im

a beautiful, intelligent, black-haired, Asian woman, loved by all, with the best style, in love with someone named daniel.

genesis im is beautiful

by superhottiemom April 7, 2022

Hyundai Genesis

The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!

Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"

Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"

Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"

by Shb99 November 17, 2022

Genesis Glen

Genesis Glen is a well-known emo Internet celebrity also referred to as SatanzBrat. She is 5’3 and lightskin with shoulder-legnth black hair and brown eyes and is a little on the heavier side and is referred to as “thick”.She is publicly known for constantly getting into internet drama and being crazy and angry.She has a rep of having sex with a high number or males and displaying her gothic fashion.She dated the Miami soundcloud Rapper ScarFaceJay for a long period of time but split up.Genesis in the past was also recognized for being close friends with the well-known BarbieLori as they both got involved in scandals together and she constantly defended Lori and fought people for her. Genesis is often associated with the band “Forsaken” and is close with the band members and is best friends with the well-known band member Shxelum.She previously attended Felix Varela High but left the school during her sophomore year.

“Genesis Glen randomly cussed me out last night”
“Gen is crazy man” #GenesisGlen #SatanzBrat #Miami #Varela

by LocalMiami January 29, 2021

Genesis

The most beautiful girl, a godess some might say. She gives really good advice and is always there to protect you

Omg whats your name
Genesis
Omg you're a godess

by Genesis'hoe November 13, 2020

Genesis 17:7

I will establish my covenant between me and you, and your descendants after you throughout their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be God to you and to your descendants after you.

Hym "And there you have it! Genesis 17:7 That's the whole racket right there. The first breeder God is just the breeder who decides what happens and then he makes deals with other breeders so they get to be God and then that breeder hands it down to their kids. And if I want to do anything I'm not already doing then I'm evil. If I want to fuck and I'm not fucking 'Lust.' If I want money and I don't have money 'Greed.' It's all a racket to control the baby dicks. And of you figure it out their response is 'If you know you know (but knowing doesn't mean you're going to be able to do anything about it)' because there's always a quiet part they aren't saying out loud. They want to control your life forever... But they also like to have a little fun with it so they also torture you just a little... It's like the thing I'm doing but... In reverse... I'll save that one for later... But that's the funny part I just saw a video of a jiu jistu (yeah it IS disturbing and I was going to bring up the sound of silence next) video and the guy's losing, right? But his daughter jumps in and attacks the guy who's winning and the premise of the video is that HE'S a REAL man. Because that's what you're supposed to do. That's the deal. You let them win and they consider you a real person."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023