Curry Dumpling

When a man has anal sex with his partner while wearing a condom. After he cums, he ties up the condom and feeds it to his partner.

Alan: My girl and I made curry dumplings last night.

Kurtis: You dirty, dirty man.

by Ayyejayy September 5, 2016

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.

Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!

by Killa Caleb January 14, 2011

Saucy dumpling

The act of coiling your penis into your foreskin and then proceding to urinate or ejaculate inside of it.

I gave myself one saucy dumpling this morning!

by SMSHAM December 6, 2011

Frozen Dumpling

when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss

I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her

by jumboturd December 9, 2013

gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.

1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?

by glandcyclops February 21, 2009